Here in Palau we often forget that we are sharing the top of the food chain with 2 very large predatory animals. Well, to be fair, my wife never forgets.....every time we take the kids out she will say something like "John, taste this new kids sunblock and tell me if you think it would be something you might rub on tender children as a seasoning for sharks....." I usually blow her off, dismissing her concerns as hyperventilating mother worries. She is American, after all, they tend to blow every little shark attack out of proportion.
"John, what is that frequency that attracts sharks and does it sound anything like toddlers farting underwater???!!!"
"Read your arm." I suggest. My wife has a tattoo that reads 'Don't Panic' on her arm, i find its presence both convenient and comforting at moments like these.
Palau is a shark sanctuary, it is easily documentable that sharks have more rights than my foreign wife (and many immigrant workers, it would seem, as Palau still struggles with human trafficking) who will never be a naturalized citizen. Shark finning and other commercial practices threatened to push the population into rapid decline and Palau responded accordingly with measures to assure their protection. It is truly wonderful to see these marine resources continue to receive the much needed laws to ensure their continued existence. I have had many beautiful and heart beat quickening experiences with sharks while fishing and I have no desire to face one in hand to hand combat. Leave that sort of thing to the Chuck Norris types.
We have a breed of people who wishes to perform stunts involving your otherwise disinterested (previously) friendly neighborhood reef shark. This is a problem on many levels, the most irritating of which is now my wife thinks she is right; sharks, in her opinion, are dangerous and furthermore they are jerks.
"Shit. It really happened. There goes Sharky!!! Look at that huge bandage on his arm!!!"she whispers loudly with unconcealed victory. Sharky is the name we have given an especially foolish guide who decided to feed the sharks at a popular snorkeling spot(Ngermeaus) to entertain his guests.....it didn't go so well and one overly excited ravenous shark mistook Sharky's arm for a tender morsel. The no longer entertained tourists fled in horror and boarded the boat leaving their fearless guide amongst his toothy friends. This happens to be the same beach where a tourist who was snorkeling was bitten by a barracuda who was expecting him to toss snacks his way. Please google barracuda teeth and try not to cringe.Wrapped in towels and dripping blood Sharky and crew proceeded to the next stop:Jellyfish Lake. This is a major destination and the only place with onsite rangers. Sharky told his story willingly to the rangers who promptly wrote him a ticket (feeding sharks is not legal, with good reason) with amused looks on their faces. While they were writing the ticket there was a commotion at a nearby boat, it turned out another guide had jumped in to catch a turtle and had proceeded to flip the turtle on its back to be photographed by his tourists......another ticket was written for disturbing the marine wildlife.
Now, these things do not make it into the paper, much like the crocodile sitings at Milkyway (another very popular snorkel site) because they are bad for business. Indeed many local people are angry with Sharky because getting caught has stopped an important source of keep quiet moneyfor them: underpaid local boat operators are being bribed by the foreign bosses to violate marine laws for the entertainment of their customers.
Why are we telling you all of this when it is so bad for business? These practices make the sharks likely to be attracted to people and if you are in Palau and you end up on a boat where you are taking part in these destructive practices I urge you to report the company to the state ranger office (where you bought your permits to use the rock islands/jellyfish lake) so that you and I can remain at the top of the food chain here in Palau and even the irresponsible likes of Sharky can keep all of his limbs.
(Moral of the story: do not feed something that could bite your face off and please tip the boat operators, they are paid crap to keep you safe.)